Joey’s Rules

March 28, 2009 in animals, funny stuff

JOEY’S RULES

- I will not bite Trish’s feet while she’s trying to sleep
- I will not attempt to wake Trish up before 9 AM on the weekends/other days off.
- That double-sided opening in the wall is a fireplace, not a doorway.
- If that damn Chihuahua starts pestering me again, I have the right to show her what for. (I’m bigger than she is.)
- I will not play Kitty Bumper Cars around the potted plants.
- I know where my water bowl is, so I will refrain from drinking out of toilets and/or the humans’ glasses.
- I will not stalk and dive-bomb the dogs. (Except for the Chihuahua. She’s fair game.)
- I will stay away from crevices that I am not sure I can fit into.
- The book Trish is trying to read is not a toy for me to chew on.
- I will *share* the food dish with the other (older) kitty.
- Covered, closed windows are not places to sit.
- I do not have to show Trish that I can type too.